Film director finds Christs coffin

[one eyed jack]

So, James Cameron, the oft feted director of Terminator, Aliens and Titanic has done whatno historian or archaeologist has ever done before. Found Christs coffin



Pardon me for remaining sceptical but dna results???? How the hell would they have had Christs DNA at a time when they didnt even have matches?!

Fast forward 2000+ years and he is the one to rewrite the history books by finding Christs coffin.

I for one will be watching Discovery to see this. I'm a doubting Thomas on this one for sure.

[one eyed jack]

Mind you given the money he has forked out on those films I'm sure spending that again he could resurrect Christ through science for the same amount...Hey they did it with Jurassic Park.

Whaddya mean the dinosaurs werent real?? They ate a man in the movie?!

[Pervert]

What's the betting, given Cameron's ego, that he happens to share a significant amount of the DNA.

[Sam Slater]

[quote]Just think, if in reality it was conceivable, any human, who has been dead from a couple of years to millennia, could be resurrected from old DNA.[/quote]

I just think it's a matter of time.

[quote]What if Mozart was cloned? Would he still have his musical talent if he was raised today?
What if some lunatic cloned Hitler (Boys from Brazil)?[/quote]

Clones would be exactly the same as the original(physically). Mozart(2) would have the same neurological pathways, the same amount of neurons, the same plasticity, the same right-left brain connections and the same percentage of grey-white matter. The clone would think in the same way as the original.

However it/(he?) may be influenced by different things and have different ambitions in life. It's the old nature v nurture debate. A Mozart(2) left to his own devices may decide to be a painter, or taxi driver instead. If forced to study music, he may build up a hate for it and rebel.

Hitler wasn't very empathic was he? If it was a physical part of the brain that wasn't fully functional then he may again be insensitive to others, but may not have the ambition of delusional power. If his views came about mostly through life's experiences then he could grow up totally different the 2nd time around and live life doing charity field work in Africa.

Well, you did ask.

[crofter]

One Eyed Jack it was pretty simple to work out from DNA that it was Christ ... I provided a sample ... lol.

[crofter]

I actually thought that with the headline you choose for this thread that it was you who had made the discovery - but seemingly it is some unheralded director and not One Eyed Jack PeeEllCee.

I can just see the headlines though>>

The director confirmed:
I found those darn coffins while shooting on location in Bolton for my webiste Real Couples, this will be episode 999 Jesus and Mary Magdalene from Nazareth.

[Dace]

I find it somewhat hard to beleive the 2nd coming of christ would be posting on this forum
however, this is nads - though it does make me laugh the way hes nervously saying "but I am not saying Christianity is wrong or anything"

[one eyed jack]

Could yo uimagine the ruckus that would cause across the world? You'd get some nutty fanatic flying a plane through my house!!!!!!!!! 7/11 style!

Oops! That wasnt pc was it?