Film director finds Christs coffin

[Steve R]

To obtain a sample of Christ's DNA, one has merely to attend a Catholic mass and, rather than swallowing the Eucharist (Holy Communion), simply take it away for analysis.

[Pervert]

Those wishing to avoid being collateral damage should move away from Steve R now. The Almighty's aim isn't what it was.

[Steve R]

!happy!

[Sam Slater]

[quote]You'd get some nutty fanatic flying a plane through my house!!!!!!!!! 7/11 style!

Oops! That wasnt pc was it?[/quote]

That was perfectly pc OEJ................since nothing bad ever happened on 7/11 !laugh!

7/7 or 9/11 were the dates you were looking for I think. That would have been un-pc.(another word I made up).

[one eyed jack]

yeah but you know the chain 7/11?....Subtle. Very subtle. Walking on egg shells subtle.

[eroticartist]

When Mary took Christ down from the cross she nursed him back to health and he started his preaching against the Roman occupation of his country again. This where the myth of the holy ghost originated.

The Romans heard about his presence and he fled to India. His arrival is recorded at a temple by a priest. His sign was the fish and he and Mary Magdalene had several children and he was buried there in India.
Mike Freeman.