Help me get a new cock

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Lizard
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Help me get a new cock

Post by Lizard »

Hi there

I hope you dont mind me posting this on my message board, but i'm after a bit of help.

I've recently joined a website www.bigupmetodger.co.uk .The aim is to get a bigger cock where we couldn't afford the surgery. Have a look at my gallery and help out if you can.

www.bigupmetodger.co.uk

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Steve R
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Re: Help me get a new cock

Post by Steve R »

Sausage!

Steve R
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Re: Help me get a new cock

Post by Steve R »

Erm..sorry...Spam!

Lizard
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Re: Help me get a new cock

Post by Lizard »

it was Alex...a.k.a Innocent eve wot dun it guv, nowt but a good bit of copperin!

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Pervert
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Re: Help me get a new cock

Post by Pervert »

Simple courtesy, Randy. Not as if we were throwing any money her way.

Incidentally, I need a new cock more than Lizard does. Penis envy is not a good thing, particularly when you're jealous of a baby hamster.
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Lizard
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Re: Help me get a new cock

Post by Lizard »

You need not worry Carac, if you have a cock the size of a baby hamster! thats quite big by my standards.... well done.

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BeestonBoy
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Re: Help me get a new cock

Post by BeestonBoy »

LEGEND!!!
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biffalo
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Re: Help me get a new cock

Post by biffalo »

Best of luck in your endeavours Lizard, but if it doesn't work you can have some of mine...believe me, it's no fun carting this monster around all day. I need a new back.
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