Help me get a new cock
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stripeysydney
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Re: Help me get a new cock
I suggest you see a certain Chris Evans, who I'm led to believe is an excellent first class prick, who can teach you and others how to make a massive knob of themselves.
Re: Help me get a new cock
Just a quick update that Mr. Lizard is a bit tied up and cannot get to his computer at the moment, but here are his latest results for his Miracle Grow Penis Pump:
from what I gather he is pretty happy with the "Girth Gain" but not impressed by the "Lizards Length" and the formula needs some slight tweaking.
from what I gather he is pretty happy with the "Girth Gain" but not impressed by the "Lizards Length" and the formula needs some slight tweaking.
PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
Re: Help me get a new cock
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