Sylvia Saint seen in Scotland

[Rude Boy]

Hmmm....yet again this mysterious The Brutal Truth chappie is party to inside information concerning Euro Babes. Funnily enough one of the other top girls has just bought a place in the Highlands. I'm not surprised though, it's a magnificent area.

[shock the monkey]

Monica Sweetheart just bought a property in North London and is looking to meet guys. Wire me ?10 and I'll give you directions.

[fudgeflaps]

Aye, that's right, she's buying a tenement in Possil with mysel'.

No a bad we bidey-in, oor Sylvia.

!laugh!

[Pervert]

In your dreams, FF. There's no so many midges this side of the country.

[fudgeflaps]

Scottish countryside?

Midgie Cental!!!

Not as bad as the King though.........

.........Midge Ure.

[fudgeflaps]

*typo.......... 'central'.

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