Help me get new boobs

[Officer Dibble]

"Dawn is now sending me petulant email messages explaining how hard and terrible her life has been having to make do with average-sized breasts."

Sounds like Dawn has got a problem - and it's not her boobs. Here?s a quick list of women whose almost total lack of tit (never mind average sized breasts) hasn't in the slightest impinged on their achievements or celebrity status.















Officer Dibble

[Arnold Layne]

Boob jobs are shit, I don't care how "Good" they are, be happy with what you have for fucks sake ladies, look at Tera Patrick, she had GREAT natural boobs, now they look like two lost clowns from Zippos circus strapped to her chest, Katsumi, another (ex) favourite of mine Noooooooooooo! what have you done? Donna Marie as well had great tits before, I just don't get it, what are these women gonna look like when they reach old age? jeez!
Nadia (aka) Andrea Spinks, no boob job, one of the sexiest girls EVER to grace porn, Miyah the same, stunningly gorgeous natural BABE, Laure Sainclaire, I could go on...
Boob jobs look fucking stupid, and you can tell one a mile off. I'd rather a woman with two (of her own) pancakes, than one with two fake Coco the fucking clowns anyday.

Thank heaven for retro porn,

"can we see the muff please"

Nice !thumbsup!

[middle_aged_dutchman]

Well said, Arnie. Just look at Dawn's gallery at the boobjob site. Assuming those pics are really hers (which I doubt, by the way): doesn't she have a perfect body? She should be proud of it instead of whining about her small tits.

[one eyed jack]

Maybe someone should turn the tables around and start a site called... by reversing the psychology on all these girls that think big tits maketh the woman.

To quote an old saying: More than a handful is a waste.

Then again some of us are greedier than others

[Little Dawn]

"Emily

It's very easy for you to be so high and mighty with your natural 36HHH tits, you've no idea how it feels to barely have 32B's I see blokes on the beach with better tits than mine.

If I were to try and save ?4500 from my wages it wud take years and years, either that or I couldn?t eat or pay my rent. The website is giving me an option, why shouldn?t I try and take it."

I wouldn't call that petulant, but if you choose to take it that way, thats your choice, same as i can make my choices.

[Sam Slater]

Do some adult work. You'll get the money quicker, and you'll walk around with your new boobs knowing 'you' had paid for them.

If you feel insecure about yourself then that's a mental thing. Have pride in yourself and earn the money rather than scrounging for it.

Imagine how good you'd feel having the boobs you always wanted and walking around with the knowledge you didn't need to beg in order to get what you wished for?

If you're real (and the pic is really you) then you'd do well in the industry I'm sure.

[Emily Cartwright]

Little Dawn wrote:

> "Emily
>
> It's very easy for you to be so high and mighty with your
> natural 36HHH tits, you've no idea how it feels to barely have
> 32B's I see blokes on the beach with better tits than mine.
>
> If I were to try and save ?4500 from my wages it wud take years
> and years, either that or I couldn?t eat or pay my rent. The
> website is giving me an option, why shouldn?t I try and take
> it."
>
> I wouldn't call that petulant, but if you choose to take it
> that way, thats your choice, same as i can make my choices.
>
>

It's petulant, Dawn, because you took it upon yourself to send a message to my work email to justify your pathetic begging. Moreover, you assumed that I gove a damn about why you want bigger tits. I don't. As I said, get new tits if you want, but be a decent human being a pay for them yourself, don't beg, it's disgusting. Didn't your parents teach you that, or were they too busy raising a girl who is so obsessed with her image that she is willing to abandon all self-respect and stoop to asking for handouts just so she doesn't have to have small breasts anymore?

And finally, once and for all, if you can't be arsed to work hard enough to save up the money for it, then go without. It's what everyone else does.

Oh, and by the way, if you have a permanent full time job and a decent credit rating, any bank will be happy to lend you that kind of cash. But I'll bet you didn't even bother to look into that before deciding you'd rather get stuff for free, right?


I love this, though:

6 Dawn - ?19.00

Only ?4, 485 to go, Dawn! I reckon that if you started saving your own money now, you'd probably have enough in your bank account long before this crappy site was even halfway there.

[Coolcat]

I think what gives it away for me is that too many of 'Little Dawn's' phrases seem to be ON BEHALF of this particular website, and not just the opinions of a subscriber to it.
For example: 'there will not be any butcher jobs done'. Sounds like an organiser talking?
Emily, I agree with you 100%, and how rude of whoever it is to harangue you via private email on the matter.
One of my best friends saved up for several years to afford a good augmentation, she had the operation and is delighted. Worked for it, achieved it on her own merits. She has my total admiration for so doing.

[Arnold Layne]

Dawn

I've never seen your photo, personally if you have a fella, he should love you for what you are not what surgery can give you, the same as if you don't, this is a porn forum, and there a plenty of girls in the database who haven't had boob jobs, (although not so much recently) and are a smaller size than you, it really does not matter to most blokes, I don't think it's a scam, if it is, it's a damn slow way of going about it, no'one on here is in any position to judge you, but it may have not been the right place to ask for help, unless you intended to get into porn if you know what I mean.