The Day I was in Londons burning

[Arnold Layne]

Seeing as my previous thread of non bollocks was such a hit getting well over 2 views and didn't involve anyone getting a Chelsea smile, I decided to post more true tales of stupidity & Unballoney from Arnold "Tourettes" Layne.

Near where I used to live they filmed an episode of shite TV show Londons burning, and every cunt lined the high street behind barriers screaming and yelling so the end result would be about as realistic as Plan 9 from outer space.
As Arnie was on a power lunch from the office, I opted for a Saveloy and chips rather than the usual Sushi or Caviar on toast and pint of Red bull sipped through a straw up my nostril.
So they rehearse this scene about a zillion times as all the chav cunts and ho's couldn't keep there mouths such (many suffering similar tourettes to Arnold here but not as stylish...cunts!)
As my lunch break was nearing it's end and I needed to get back to the Wharf to do my hot secretary over the desk whilst negotiating a major deal, something possessed me to launch a chip at Glen Murphys face, and then run off like a hard man of the streets like Darren Day that I am, so if anyone is sad enough to own this on dvd, the episode where they rescue the kids from the Cinema, the chip flying through the air, that's fucking mine, I used to live in Rainham where Murphy is from, and his son would bowl about with the "My Dad is famous" shit all day long well, Murphy Jnr I licked that chip with my hairy tongue first as well!

How do you like dem apples?

[stripeysydney]

Sorry Arnie ol' son, but I'm afraid these days all they seem to be interested in this side of the t'forum is bang-babe-bollocks. So unless you come up with a "The day I shagged whatever she's called on that tatty sofa on Red-hot shite t.v." Then and only then my son, will you get loads of interest of single men going did you? what's her name? she's well fit etc.etc.