An excited boy's first time

[NeilUK]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to
the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first
time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to
buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!" where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to
say grace
and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head
down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after
20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to
the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and
whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

[c.j.jaxxon]

That was FUNNIE!!!!!