It was tricky, but I got there in the end.
Three vertebrae in a jar on the mantlepiece.
The day I bummed myself up the arse.
Re: The day I bummed myself up the arse.
I met a girl after chatting to her on t'interweb and a right dorty little bastard she was too!!!
Earnt my brown wings with her.
Never tried to brown wing myself. Is it worth trying (apart form removing vertebrae)?
Earnt my brown wings with her.
Never tried to brown wing myself. Is it worth trying (apart form removing vertebrae)?
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fudgeflaps
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T'interweb allows you grey/brown wings- browning an oldie.
The vertebrae popped out during Yoga, so while I was in the position, I went and bummed myself.
Most modern men will identify with such a mundane commonplace scenario.
The vertebrae popped out during Yoga, so while I was in the position, I went and bummed myself.
Most modern men will identify with such a mundane commonplace scenario.
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Sam Slater
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Piss poor effort Fudge.
No hands.......now that would have been impressive.
No hands.......now that would have been impressive.
[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
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fudgeflaps
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I done it with no arse.
Beat that!
!wink!
Beat that!
!wink!
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I'm not beating your arse!!!
Who do you think I am? Fifi La Douche?
Who do you think I am? Fifi La Douche?
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fudgeflaps
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Re: The day I bummed myself up the arse.
BonBon McSpunkflap.