The day the postman delivered a parcel

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Jacques
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The day the postman delivered a parcel

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The postman delivered 36 condoms, a massive tube of lube and 200 latex gloves.

I have no idea what I was thinking at the time of ordering.
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fudgeflaps
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Re: The day the postman delivered a parcel

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The postman delivered my March consignment of kittens.

I huffed a litter.

Jacques
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Re: The day the postman delivered a parcel

Post by Jacques »

Be careful - there is a big crack down on the orange ones at the moment.
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fudgeflaps
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Re: The day the postman delivered a parcel

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Bad batch?

They're not contaminated with blue lice are they?

Jacques
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Re: The day the postman delivered a parcel

Post by Jacques »

Worse - Domo Kun!!!!

(Google it)
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fudgeflaps
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Re: The day the postman delivered a parcel

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*trepidation*

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Re: The day the postman delivered a parcel

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!laugh! !laugh!

!tears!

!grin!

Peter
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Re: The day the postman delivered a parcel

Post by Peter »

The bone idle bastard delivered a card saying, "We tried to deliver, but no-one was in"

Trouble is, the workshy bastard didn't realise if there's no-one in, you can't actually reach the letterbox to leave the card!
We have need of you again, great king.
steve56
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Re: The day the postman delivered a parcel

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Ive had cards left i pick up from sorting office and yes when i get back theres a card left.
fudgeflaps
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HUFFING PARAPHARNELIA!!

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