THE DAY I DISCOVERED ELIZABETH HURLEY

[eroticartist]

Caractus,
Might be! I don't watch much TV.
Thanks,
Mike.

[eroticartist]

Right Alice then it is the "Head of the BBC" next!
Mike.

[eroticartist]

If anyone thinks that anything I write is lies please say say so!
Mike.

[Arnold Layne]

Yes I do, total bollocks of the highest order

[eroticartist]

"Yes I do, total bollocks of the highest order." Wrote Arnold Layne

Are you calling me a liar? Do you think that I am making up what I write about? What do you find so unbelievable?
Mike Freeman.

[Arnold Layne]

Look at all the other posts Mikey
"The day I..." etc

It's a BIT of a giveaway, I mean what have you produced film wise recently? why do all the other knobs in the Brit porn clique kiss your arse so much hailng you a "Pioneer" & "Legend"?
The don't come across as stories, more bragging, and not much to brag about either

[eroticartist]

Arnold,"

The film I produced recently was called Karlie's Spanking Lesson"and for the devotees of the genre it is a real turn-on. It was scripted and Star gave a brilliant performance as dominant vixen.

This brings me to a point. What have you ever produced except illegal compilations of Color Climax films "for your mate" and which you find "hilarious" and of course you would never dream of wanking over? You are a joke and the only guy who never wanks even when he is looking at a sex film
Mike Freeman.

[Arnold Layne]

Oh fuck off mikey, when did I say I never wanked over a porno? jesus you make Pinnochio look like a saint
Your films are shit, Phantasy show? Is that erotic? it was fucking terrible, and what makes you an artist? the drawings on your site look like you pinched them from a bin at the local nursery school.
I never said I produced FUCK ALL you twat, and giving a compilation of anything to someone I legally bought for free? is about as illegal as taping something off the radio, laughable as in dated, don't tell me you filmed some of them right? and took is personally? !laugh! There is far better porn to WANK over you spanner, and you aren't priviledge to making any of it.
The joke is YOU with your lame ass stories about "who you know" how you done a bit of "bird" so fucking what? most people on here have far better stories to tell, take a look at there posts, they don't take themselves so seriously. so bollocks, to your er bollocks!

[Arnold Layne]

Phuck off!