300 Is The Greatest Film Ever Made!

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Re: 300 Is The Greatest Film Ever Made!

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Super Randy wrote (and I had to laugh)

If you don't like this film you are either:

A - A loser

Ok

B - A gay loser

C'mon lets be honest. As great as the film was. It was a bit homo erotic with all those fit strapping blokes in action...I was really hoping to see a lot of hard bodied honeys with ample cleavages but alas less was more in this case. Gays will think this film is heaven for the adonis factor unless the violence is too much for them.

Thats just me looking deeper into this by the way. Its not distracting to homophobes.

Or

C - A Women

The girl I was watching it with was dripping at the thought of getting mauled by all 300 of those guys! (Come to think of it she got turned on by the rape scene in Irreversible too but i digress) The guys we saw it with agreed there was too much man flesh on show but it made up for it and was appropriate because it was fucking thunder as a film.

In summation, shake your ass on down to your local multiplex and see it right away! Top stuff!

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Re: 300 Is The Greatest Film Ever Made!

Post by Snowy »

NO, haven't seen '300' yet - and probably won't - but my top 3 motion pictures of all time are 'Field Of Dreams', 'Tess' and the original Alfred Hitchcock version of 'The 39 Steps'.
But am I missing out on '300'?
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Re: 300 Is The Greatest Film Ever Made!

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When are they making the sequel, 301??

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Re: 300 Is The Greatest Film Ever Made!

Post by Fraser »

Went to see it with my daughter, who did enjoy it. This has to be the most homo erotic film I've seen in ages. All those muscles, oiled skin and posing pouches! I kept thinking of the pilot in Airplane asking the kid if he liked gladiator movies.
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[quote]It's one gigantic play station.Cleaver,but not authentic.[/quote]

FFS, don't let Keith see this! Oh damn, I just reinstalled the thread to top of the tree!

Doh!

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Finally went to see it with my other half last night. Very rarely do the cinema thing, but I enjoyed it immensely.

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