Happy 60th Birthday Elton John.

[steve56]

Not a big fan but anyway.

[Lizard]

Perrrrrleeeese! Iv,e just had me tea!, anyway what do you get the man who has everything?......





Penecillin!

[algarve addick]

why wish the little plank a happy birthday when you're not even a fan??!!

[fudgeflaps]

Many happy returns, Elton.

Birthday Bumps up the bum though- just the way you like it, darling!!

!wink!

[Toyboy001]

Elton and Dave Furnish are sat at the breakfast table.

Dave: 60 years old hey sweety?

Elton: Yeah, it makes you think. Might not have long left.

Dave: Don't talk like that.

Elton: Dave, when I'm dead, will you cremate me?

Dave: Sure I will

Elton: And will you eat my ashes afterwards?

Dave: Eat your ashes? Why do you want me to do that?

Elton: So I can go through your arse one last time.

Happy Birthday Elton !grin!

[Steve R]

I have been assistant professor of music at two of the world's great universities and have taught at several of the world's top conservatories of music. Students of mine are now at the top of their profession as performing artists, both in the field of classical music and that of popular music, yet I am unaware of any correlation between age and music.