Huffing dealer shocker- the streets aren't safe.

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fudgeflaps
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The deal is off.

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But Smoky is a rough diamond.

As hard as nails.

She does not get intimidated.

It turns out she is known in huffing circles as the much-feared 'El Pancake'.

She makes outdoor cat-porn too. Latest DVDs: 'Catting Diaries 5' and 'Cats with Twats 12.'

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Ruthless intimidation.

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The local mafia boss, Lucky, (known in huffing circles as El Diablo), intimidates El pancake by digging a hole under a shrub, and shitting in it with wanton glee.

El Diablo knows El Pancake has been dealing, and smuggling illegal kittens from Prague, Krakow and Budapest.

He wants to know why the current batch of orange ones are 'all bad'. He further shows off his hardness by jumping into the car of this very photographer.

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Re: Ruthless intimidation.

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Watch the 'Bluebird'.

He will shower the kittens with gifts, and use them as sexual slaves. The dumb kittens will fall for this tactic time & again.

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fudgeflaps
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Stark fear.

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El Pancake is unwavered- what a hard case. She informs the Mafioso that if you think the orange ones are bad, wait til you see the fluorescent blue ones.

And then bolts off when this photographer farts in sheer fear of what he is hearing and witnessing.

A human year is 7 cat years. We are in 2007. Cats are in the year 14049- the future.

They are well ahead of us- don't mess with these evil creatures, and always say no to huffing.

Don't even get a piece of tinfoil, smelt a baby cat and 'Chase The Kitten.'

It ain't worth it.

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Re: Ruthless intimidation.

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My cameraphone will be ready.

The Bluebird will get exposed.

fudgeflaps
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Re: Stark fear.

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But EL Pancake is hard.

A fart and a human do not scare her.

She merely had a bad case of the Ricies, and had to get her fix of pudding. She acquired some low-potency ambrosia from the bin of a local prmary school.

El Diablo has Cornered all the MullerRices.

c.j.jaxxon
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Re: Huffing dealer shocker- the streets aren't safe.

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What is huffer dealers?
fudgeflaps
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Re: Huffing dealer shocker- the streets aren't saf

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Click on the link in Jacques' contribution.

Huffing is a terrible scourge on society.

c.j.jaxxon
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Re: Huffing dealer shocker- the streets aren't safe.

Post by c.j.jaxxon »

IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?
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Re: Huffing dealer shocker- the streets aren't saf

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You are from America, is that right?

As you hail from a nation of exceptionally intelligent people, who understand humour, irony and sarcasm perfectly and who don't annoy the hell out of normal people......you surely realise.........

.......THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

Ignore the warning at your peril.

When Huffing hits America, you will ALL be like Cheney and Bush.

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