Could I be GAY

[Lizard]

Recently I have taken to using deodorant and after aftershave, is this a sign, what do I do next ? who do I contact?

[one eyed jack]

Yo Liz taking care of hygiene and smelling good aint t a ticket to man love city. You might even get lucky with a lady because of it. Looks aint everything but a clean willy can win you brownie points....

...Hang on that didnt sound right

[one eyed jack]

Then on the other hand...if you have to ask that question then you probably are. Dont fight it.

Just deal with it!

I reckon I should get my own agony uncle column...Whaddya reckon mods?

[colin]

apparently gay also means stupid to today's youth. read that a 10 year old boy had police visiting him and accusing him of a crime of homophobia for e-mailing another boy and accusing him of being gay, but apparently he meant that he was stupid, part of today's parlance that i was unaware of!

[Jonone]

Yes, I accused a brutish oaf of being 'gay' down the pub when he spilled my pint. How we laughed and proceeded to have a very worthwhile discussion about semantics ... once the dust had settled of course !grin!

[planeterotica]

I thought being gay meant you was happy, i dont think i would be to happy with another guys cock up my arse !confused!

[Lizard]

It,s ok! phew....I had a recording session in a Manchester studio today, and never took my eye's off the receptionist's arse, she was so fit!, I,m through the worst now.

[Sam Slater]

[quote]and never took my eye's off the receptionist's arse, she was so fit![/quote]

Aghh, that'd be Gary. He does brush up well in feminine attire.

[Jacques]

You need to contact Metrosexuals Anonymous. As long as you are not watching Sex In The City they should be able to save you.

[stripeysydney]

Or desperate housewifes..