5 top lies

[andy at handiwork]

5 top lies,
1. The cheque is in the post
2. Of course I love you.
3. I promise I wont come in your mouth.
4. Of course size isn't everything darling.
5. Its never happened before.

[Trumpton]

6. That Iraq had WMD and therefore needed to be invaded.

[Lex Luger]

7. Of course I'm your real father.

[jasonhallceltic]

1.george bush is a great president
2.santa is real
3.the easter bunny is real (seasonal!)
4.i wasn't looking at her breasts
5.i'll call you baby