Best ReligiousJoke

[Seymour Clearly]

Two nuns in a bath ....ones got hope in her soul............

[Seymour Clearly]

Two nuns again.....one says 'Do you remember Benedictus' the other one says 'oh was that his name?'

[andy at handiwork]

Whilst on the subject...
Two nuns in the bath. One says 'Where's the soap?' 'Yes it does, doesn't it.'

[kinetic]

Two nuns on bikes riding down a cobbled lane

"I'e never come this way before"

[mart]

Young priest is in church early in the morning.
He sees a figure with long hair wearing a white robe standing in front of the altar surrounded by a halo of light.
He's so overcome he rushes into the church house and excitedly tells the older priest that the dear lord has returned to earth. "What should we do?" he asks.
"Look busy" says his colleague.

Mart

[mrmcfister]

Father Ted....brilliant!

[davewells]

That the whole thing is real and millions of idiots let it rule there lifes ?