Glad you are back. I am not sure which scenarious Buttsie is refering to as I kept them to myself.
Thought for a moment you had been crushed to death in an avalanche of video tapes which are stacked up in your front room and that rescue teams were still digging you out. My other thought was that the men in the white coats had turned up with a huge net and carted you off back to the asylum where you would be sitting gibbering about porn and bakery products in a padded room:.)
Sorry to hear about your troubles.