Bike Thieves

[eroticartist]

When I lived in London my partner and I had five bicycles stolen in the space of a few years. It is so pleasant now to leave one's bike outside the shop and come out to find no-one has nicked it!
Mike Freeman

[Marino]

Just let me know where it is Mike I'll send some kids from the estate, jusst so you don't get homesick

[Lizard]

The downside could be, you wake up in bed tomorrow with just the handlebars dripping in blood lying next to you...

[eroticartist]

Hi Rasputin,

I love Holland but houses with land are really expensive there. Here in Italy I am enjoying life tremendously and my kids love it.

In Amsterdam I love going to the coffee bars, having a smoke and a laugh.
Amsterdammers are so liberal and I could be my eccentric self without being arrested. In London I stuck out like a sore thumb!

Rotterdam was cool too.

Mike.

[eroticartist]

Lizard,

I have always been a man of honour. If someone tries to take you out or your family then it is your duty to kill them because you will receive no justice in the English courts.

I have survived several hits and have the instinct for survival. Get into my house uninvited and you will never leave! On the other hand I respect every life and never take liberties.

Mike.

[eroticartist]

Warren,
My partner Linda Lovejoy is Scottish and I could have moved there because I love wearing a kilt but it was far too cold for me!
Mike.

[eroticartist]

Warren,
They are if you are a man of honour!
Mike.