anal sex

[dangler]

Hi,

My wife is keen to experiment with anal sex, but the shit on the cock is putting her off. Any tips from experts on how to ensure there's no shit around. Dieting, douche, or laxatives?

[zoomraker]

laxatives could be messy

[Sam Slater]

Prunes, oranges and a curry.

Oh and make sure you do it over a nice expensive cream/white carpet/rug.

[Lizard]

"My wife is keen to experiment with anal sex, but the shit on the cock is putting her off. Any tips from experts on how to ensure there's no shit around. Dieting, douche, or laxatives?"


Who said romance was dead........ (ey up chuck, thas got shite on tha cock)



Priceless post. 2007.

[stripeysydney]

Is it me Sam, or are some of the recent threads are getting a tad bizarre?

[Sam Slater]

Lol, maybe it's just a phase? Lets hope so!

[mrmcfister]

Mate
Avoid the stench trench...nasty smells and brown stuff...

[planeterotica]

Get her to wipe her arse before you bone her !shocked!

[mart]

Call in the professionals
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Mart

[Marino]

You can order small dueche kits from most competent pharmacists., However it is no guarantee that there will be no mess as anal sex can create a vacuum and pull stuff through. Take it easy when you are trying and let the lady relax first. Make sure it is at her pace, rather then rushing the first entry. keep some wet wipes at hand if you are worried about the smell. But if it gets messy and it's too much. You can always give me a call.