Titanic SUNK! (Inside Job)

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Lizard
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Titanic SUNK! (Inside Job)

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It has come to light that the sinking of the Titanic was an inside job! Just as the band were playing ' Iv,e got you under my skin' a cry of Allah is great was heard, there wasn,t a fucking iceberg for 4000 miles, and several dodgey looking passengers were seen cutting the lifeboat ropes.

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Re: Titanic SUNK! (Inside Job)

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What? As in somebody pulled the plug out of the bath but let all the water in?

Hmmm. I dont think so.

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Re: Titanic SUNK! (Inside Job)

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And then Frank Sinatra escaped in his Tardis?
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Re: Titanic SUNK! (Inside Job)

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Zippy wrote...."On first sight your thesis seems reasonable. However, "I've Got You Under mY Skin" had not been written in 1911! "

Which is of course rubbish as we all know, that was the REMIX, the original being written for the Lute in 1806, so shove that up your conspiracy theory pipe and smoke it!

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Re: Titanic SUNK! (Inside Job)

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No! that was the Italians, in revenge for mass immigration refusal.

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Re: Titanic SUNK! (Inside Job)

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Exactly zippy, there,s now't worse than a pissed off Italian, ask Mourhino.

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