Titanic SUNK! (Inside Job)

[Lizard]

"Of perhaps I should ask another famous "Italian", like Christiano Ronaldo?"

I was of course referring to "Guiseppi Mourhino" the famous 17th Century painter and decorator..

[Lizard]

His brushes were made out of the pubic hair from virgins attending his 'Art Classes' where he would ply them with absynth and shear them like new born lambs. Not sure about the sistine chapel, he did paint the pyramids though.

[Jacques]

In actual fact, the sister ship to the Titanic, the Olympic, was in fact swapped with Titanic in an insurance fraud and it was the Olympic that sank and not the Titanic.

The Olympic was involved in a collision with cruiser HMS Hawke and had to dry-dock at Harland and Wolfe to undergo repairs, just as Titanic was being built. The spine of the Olympic was effectively broken which meat that White Star could not get insurance. As Olympic and Titanic were all but identical, they were swapped. And Titanic (a diguised Olympic) was deliberately sunk to claim on insurance where as the real Titanic now the Olympic continued to sail the seven seas until 1935.

[Jacques]

It's true!!!

[Jacques]

No, you're wrong. It is true. I saw a program on the telly the other day on Sky 3, so it must be true.

[Jacques]

You see you wouldn't believe me.

You'll be telling me next there wasn't a London bus found on the moon.