Why Hate Paris Hilton?

[Trumpton]

I use the hyphens between each letter as a protest against "celebrities" and celebrity "culture".

[Trumpton]

warren zevon rip wrote:

> Trumpton wrote:
>
> > Who's P-a-r-i-s H-i-l-t-o-n?
>
> You freak me out when you do this, it was the same with Russell
> Brand.
>
> Why the hyphens?
>
I'm spelling their name out as I don't know who they are!

[Cactus Jack]

Surely I can't be the only person who thinks she is ugly?

I'd rather dip my cock in bacon fat and wave it in front of a starving dog than stick it anywhere near that talentless female Forrest Gump.

[c.j.jaxxon]

What's wrong Warren? Why does it freak you out? Are you scared? Do you pee in your pants? Does it make you watch your back? Does it make you very excited? Why Warren? Come on man! Tell us! Mbwuuuhahahaha!

[c.j.jaxxon]

I don't think she's ugly. But she does have perpetual sly look on her face though when she smiles or sneers.

[planeterotica]

Cactus Jack wrote:

> Surely I can't be the only person who thinks she is ugly?
>
> I'd rather dip my cock in bacon fat and wave it in front of a
> starving dog than stick it anywhere near that talentless female
> Forrest Gump.

planeterotica wrote:

True she is not the prettiest girl in the world but i would rather dip my cock in her moist pussy than the bacon fat, as for talent well there are plenty of talentless people making loads of dosh ie: Jade Goodey.

[Deano!]

Strangley enough, since first posting this I've had time to watch a truly awful DVD called 'Pledge This' which stars Miss Hilton. Its crap beyond belief ( yank college sex 'comedy', straight to DVD - no cinema release ) but it also has a few scenes with Holly Valance which is why I got it.

Holly looks embarrassed to be in this, but she looks fucking unbelievably sexy. Holly leaves Paris for dead as far as straining yer trousers go.