It's not the pants, it's the principle.
how high can a flea jump?
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mike johnson
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Re: how high can a flea jump?
Id take Jessica Alba's any day.....
Re: how high can a flea jump?
Well, I'm not best pleased I must say.
In any fair competition I would have won, fairly and squarely, a pair of pants.
However, in this farce of a thing it sounds as though the actual prize I shall receive is, if anything, a pant.
This is an absolute and utter disgrace.
In any fair competition I would have won, fairly and squarely, a pair of pants.
However, in this farce of a thing it sounds as though the actual prize I shall receive is, if anything, a pant.
This is an absolute and utter disgrace.
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fudgeflaps
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Re: how high can a flea jump?
Depends on whether or not the flea is of Olympic standard.
Like humans, an Olympic-calibre flea is physically superior than a normal flea and, as such, is generally better at these 'how high can you jump?' competitions.
The fleas have the right idea- it's a how high can you jump cmpetition.
Us humans are a bit more grandiose and vain. We disguise it as 'the high jump' and award metallic gongs to people who have calibrated their bodies to......erm, jump.
High.
Like humans, an Olympic-calibre flea is physically superior than a normal flea and, as such, is generally better at these 'how high can you jump?' competitions.
The fleas have the right idea- it's a how high can you jump cmpetition.
Us humans are a bit more grandiose and vain. We disguise it as 'the high jump' and award metallic gongs to people who have calibrated their bodies to......erm, jump.
High.
Re: how high can a flea jump?
How do you know she's head of a College?
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Sam Slater
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Re: how high can a flea jump?
This is bollocks!
You answered correctly....................to the wrong fucking question! I answered correctly and get the backend of some.................worn underwear from some shady bastard calling himself 'SpankyMonkey'.
He's probably worn the said underwear himself over the past 2 weeks, and lived off a diet of vindaloos, kormas & madras.
This is the last competition I'm entering around here. Bollocks to the lot of you, and Spanky can shove that freak of a flea down his urethral tract!
....and Steve, good luck with the pants.
You answered correctly....................to the wrong fucking question! I answered correctly and get the backend of some.................worn underwear from some shady bastard calling himself 'SpankyMonkey'.
He's probably worn the said underwear himself over the past 2 weeks, and lived off a diet of vindaloos, kormas & madras.
This is the last competition I'm entering around here. Bollocks to the lot of you, and Spanky can shove that freak of a flea down his urethral tract!
....and Steve, good luck with the pants.
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Re: how high can a flea jump?
May I remind you that I got the answer exactly right as it stood upon the commencement of the competition.
The pants are, therefore, rightfully mine.
The pants are, therefore, rightfully mine.