Anal Pounding

[Lizard]

I had a dodgy chinese meal last night, and feel like I've been buggered by a 28st turkish waiter.

Thanks for listening.

[colonel]

Maybe it contained Rohypnol....

Maybe you were!

[Lizard]

Come to think of it, Iv'e never had a Kebab in a Chinese Restaraunt....oh dear!!!!

[steve56]

Thought this was gonna be about Barrymore i dont know why?Lizard wrote:

> I had a dodgy chinese meal last night, and feel like I've been
> buggered by a 28st turkish waiter.
>
> Thanks for listening.
>
>

[chatterji]

...how do you know what that feels like?

[Lizard]

I was using my vivid imagination Chatterji, it wasn,t from personal experience, honest.

[one eyed jack]

C'mon Liz you love it oop tradesmens. C'mon fess up...and I dont want to hear anything about tea!

[chatterji]

Yeah, yeah, that's what you'd like us to believe isn't it?

When's your version of 'Midnight Express' being published?

[stripeysydney]

Bet you wish you had never started this thread Liz....

[Lizard]

Real couples......

Liz and the kleftico kid.

Blockbuster eh Terry?........................................NOT.