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[marcusallen]

Dear Sir, Having aroused my curiosity re the mysterious email,
Please put me out of my misery or I'll be forced to seek solace with J. Walker, Esq.(for a change)

[Officer Dibble]

Steady on Marcus, if you recall we spoke about the matter in question this very morn! Then, with the days business concluded, we resolved to partake of a gratuitoius business lunch in the very near future! Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

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[marcusallen]

My deepest apologies kind sir. Having had a hard day at the orrifice and further partaking of the dew, I had managed to overlook the fact that you had promised me a very expensive lunch.
In anticipation,
Yours very truly,
The Lord of Paddington Green

[Officer Dibble]

So, McDonalds it is then?

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[marcusallen]

Cheapskate
OK, would a double be acceptable on your severely depleted budget - with chips and ALL THE TRIMMINGS!!!!!
Waitresses optional, subject to conditions.
Yours in anticipation
M

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You know the SP!

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