To Shelley Louise ...

[BeestonBoy]

Hey

Just read that you a newbie

And from the posts you have made tonight I think your gonna be a valued member of out little arguing and piss taking little circle!!

I for one am very happy to have you on board....all though Iam very drunk!!

Welcome....now wipe your feet

BB

[Shelley Louise]

Wipe my feet!!!

Yes certanly on the way out I will!!!!! !grin!

Spanky hairy crotch for the welcome.

[BeestonBoy]

Before you leave.....insult Prezz Warren!! Then we shall all know you are truelly one of us!!

We shall see you on the bus!!

BB

[Shelley Louise]

Sorry my cunt's outside at the moment hiding in the bushes with binoculars !!!!

[Lizard]

We have had this before BT, sometimes 'Ladies' turn out to be 15yr old boy's called Tarquin using their Dads computer, and I dont want to look at that particular curtain, so I,m giving SL the benefit of the doubt.
Welcome aboard Shelley........but please dont go posting pictures of yourself grasping the blue viened custard chucker like Warren Z did when he joined.

[Sam Slater]

That'd be chrisd

[BeestonBoy]

Yes Keith...I will give you some pointers on how to do it !thumbsup!