Cant Wank - Sympathy Wanted

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Deano!
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Post by Deano! »

OOOuch - I've sprained my right shoulder and it fuckin' hurts to use my arm for almost anything including wanking. And they think life is tough in Iraq !!!
Phwooorr...look at her....CRASH
ATS
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Post by ATS »

Get yourself a job on tv doing Can't Wank Won't Wank
It worked for bloody Ainsley Harriott.. oh no sorry he's the biggest
wanker on tv!!
Sam Slater
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Post by Sam Slater »

Idle bastard.

[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
Deano!
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Post by Deano! »

Thanks for the suggestions - I was going to try thinking pure thoughts, but I couldn't think of any.
Phwooorr...look at her....CRASH
Lizard
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Post by Lizard »

Would it help if I send my assistant round ?

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ATS
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Post by ATS »

Lol - good one Lizard !!! By the way can she call on me next
Tuesday as it's my giro day
steve56
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Post by steve56 »

She looks tough.
Lizard
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Post by Lizard »

She' always happy to benefit people on benefit's, she's used to handouts herself.

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