It's Friday - Is anyone else feeling naughty?

[BeestonBoy]

Hey TBT

Well Friday it may be,but some of us have to work tomorrow. As I reuslt of this im going to have to keep my naughtiness under control tonight.

How ever tomorrow night I intend to set up the old Auto-Asphyxiation machine,cover my self in Fairy liquid, tape a picture of Nanette Newman to the inside of my eye lid and see what happens!!

Or maybe I will just get a curry and rent a film.....hmmmmm

All the best chap

BB

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[Pervert]

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