Big Brother / Jade

[no strings]

http://members.fortunecity.com/bb3uk/ja ... 602008.jpg

A career beckons?

[carl]

oh, christ another club reps dissapointment on the way.

[golostruda]

Jade has made no secret of the fact she wants to get into porn. Thing is, ... she is the most unpopular person on the show ...

[carl]

well people into animal porn will love it, then.

[magoo]

I do not watch Big Brother as I feel my brain is already damaged enough through porn and booze. So which one is she the stupid blonde or the black girl with the Midlands accent?

Ok I admit I watched it once. But I was under a lot of stress at the time and on pills from the doctor.

[r18]

I cannot open the link? any clues.

[Jason]

The link above wouldnt work for me earlier but appears to be now. For anyone having difficulties here are the relevant pages - it is a free site so there are quite a few pop ups.

[magoo]

Yes thats the stupid blonde I saw on the one occasion I saw BB. And before anyone accuses me of being rude about her or the programme may I point out that she had to have the meaning of "horizontal" explained to her by another contestant because she thought it meant "oblong". Also she failed to understand that the correct way to say "something" is not "saaayink". Having said that I still managed to crack one off over her as she jumped about the bedroom. So perhaps I will forgive her stupidity and annoying accent when I see what lies between her ample thighs.

Magoo Feminist At Heart

[Riddler]

Just seen the link. I feel sick!

[carl]

she also thought east anglia was abroad!!! she also thought albert heinsteine(sic), mother terresa and inspector morse were related and she thought sherlock holmes fitted in there somewhere,aswell.

other gems

"wos' sparragas?" = whats asparagus?
she didn't know what a veruca was and promptly went mental when she was told she had one on her toe.

you really are missing some astoundingly funny stuff. its highly entertaining.

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