THE worst kept secret is......

[Trumpton]

warren zevon rip wrote:
>
> Well done, know all! I hope you are noting my lack of pedantry
> r.e your rather odd spellings lately. More rigo(u)r please!

Not me sir! My spelling is top of the class, I got 5 gold stars for it in last week's lesson! I know where "u" is supposed to go in words such as;

colour
harbour
neighbour
favour
flavour
valour
humour
tumour
and sir's favourite, rigour!

[Trumpton]

warren zevon rip wrote:

> What about the 'i's in words like wave and calm?

Yes, you're right their sir !oops! I was typing too fast and didn't check the words properly. I shall however, remain calm (no i in that one, good) and wave (no i in that one also, I'm getting better at this) as I go and stand in the corner for a while suitably reproached !blush!

[Trumpton]

warren zevon rip wrote:

> Anyway, I am up early for going over the border tomorrow, so I
> better leave now...

Nighty night Wazz !sleep! So, does this mean that you won't be making an appearance on here tomorrow?

The Wazzmeister won't be able to anwser this question as he's probably turned off his computer by now!

[Pervert]

I'm more worried by the use of apostrophes in plurals.

Or, as some would put it, apostrophe's in plural's.

Night, WZ. Enjoy your day.

[mrmcfister]

Harry Hewitt is a drunken upper class bore..he knows who is real dad is I have no doubt...and his Aunt looks like a horse......

[Dace]

look at him next to his grandfather prince phillip and its painfully obvious that they are related.