Help..

[Lizard]

I was walking round Waitrose today, and saw some cheap bread, I went crazy, just couldn't control myself....

[Pervert]

Were you wearing black?

[Lizard]

I was when I came out.

[ATS]

Do you like bingo?

[Lizard]

Bingo is for the working class mong's to enjoy, I myself prefer backgammon and eating truffle's

[Pervert]

And there was me thinking he was your favourite Banana Split.

[ATS]

Remember bingo but which one was backgammon?

[Pervert]

He changed his name to Fleagle, to give himself a more common appeal.

[ATS]

Lizard wrote:

> Bingo is for the working class mong's to enjoy, I myself prefer
> backgammon and eating truffle's
>
>

Yes might have known you were a bit of a snob once you mentioned
Waitrose. Us working class oiks have to shop at lidl, if we scrape enough
together can sometimes afford a visit to aldi

[Pervert]

He was lying from the start. He sent the housekepper, Mrs Smegma, to do the shopping, with chauffeur Mr Toady to drive her there.

In the meantime, Liz is so grand he doesn't even do his own wanking. His valet Monsieur Gladhand does that for him.