Zevon Productions Ltd

[Lizard]

Are looking for female talent, c,mon girls what are you waiting for, good rates of pay, er, reasonably good looking men.....
Send your CV and include any experience you have had with obese,sweaty drunken, porrige garglers to Lizard (head of re-production) WZR Productions
The Borders, Scotland.
Full up to date tests certs a must, your working with the best.

just some of our Talent.

[img]http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z275 ... ingle6.jpg[/img]

[laralatex]

Can i say, if you keep posting picture from jimslip.com then i will have to slap a court order on you. Can you please in future put a link to our site. You are in breach of the copyright act 11/07/07

[Lizard]

Sorry La, It's Warrens cousin Hamish Zevon, he told me he was out of contract with Jim, citing - unfair employment practice- over at Jimslip Towers, he claims you wont let him wear his favourite underpants on set, and that the fluffers hands are too cold.
It wont happen again.
Love
Liz.

[laralatex]

Liz i hate this over familiarity - i mean la - isn't this a shortning of lala from the teletubbie if so then i will call you sal as in he big fat lizard salamander lol. please call me your highness queen lara in future and remember your place in the o/t forum.
as for bad employment practices, i'll have you know we do provide cheese sandwiches (without butter) for cast and crew

[planeterotica]

Why has he only got two fingers he would be useless in the porn industry !cool!

[Alex L]

It's funny, well I don't suppose anyone else will laugh, but when I first saw the user name warren zevon rip I thought it looked familiar and was something to do with the chap who invented the warp drive, then found out is wasn't but now looking at that picture, I could have almost been right.

[Lizard]

Lara, I have whats known as stuttering keyboard syndrome, sssoo sometimes La comes out as La, I will rectify this by eating my own face immediately.
I have heard about the lashings of Tea and cheese sandwiches provided by you on set, but people want wages Lara not fucking sandwiches, they cant pay thier rent with a chedder cheese butty, thats why the talent (see Warrens cousin) is revolting.
Love
Liz.

[Sam Slater]

[quote]I thought it looked familiar and was something to do with the chap who invented the warp drive,[/quote]

You mean I've missed such an invention? !shocked!

[Alex L]

That's the one, I think !confused!