Fave phrase

[Shelley Louise]

Mine is 'cunty bollocks'

[Trumpton]

Mine is 'pox-ridden'. My fave phrase I mean !blush!

[diplodocus]

sperm splat

[Sam Slater]

"You sir, have the mind of an irrational animal, you are extremely contemptible, silly and weak, having an arrogance based around false and ignorant views; your eyes are too close together, you have the chin of a diseased goat, the hands of a slavering leper, and the head of a dwarf."

I mean, if you're going to be impolite to someone, you have to be polite in regards to making a little effort.

[Sam Slater]

Oh, and fit 'vulgar' in there too. It's the best adjective in the English language.

[Trumpton]

Also; Nobby McNob, Nob of the Nobheads.

[BeestonBoy]

Mine is pure and simple...."For fuck's sake"

Can be used in almost any situation.

And if your quiet big and scary looking,or the boss (or in my case My dad who just happens to be both) used with the correct tone and facial expression (or even throwing some thing) it can cure constapation at roughly 200 feet.

The Ex always said when I said that in a certain way,she knew it was time to walk away....she last walked away at Xmas. A testament to its true power me thinks lol

Cheers

BB

[Jacques]

Cockbadgers or twunt

[AJPSnr]

I like the phrase "Breast Relief". It somehow makes it sound as though you are doing her the favor.

[Pervert]

"Wankstain."