Thanks Shelley Louise!

[Pervert]

He didn't even bother to thank his hairdresser.

[Pervert]

Sad, but also sadly typical. They don't mind who they get to help them reach the top---but once there, they slam the door shut behind them.

[Trumpton]

Caractacus wrote:

> He didn't even bother to thank his hairdresser.

I couldn't thank my hairdresser as I don't have any hair to dress.

[Pervert]

Being similarly bereft of head hair, I still know that it needs trimming on occasion, or at least a spit and polish. But then I suppose Mrs Maythorpe's efforts in keeping the Trump head tidy are beneath your notice. Wears her fingers to the bone, that woman, dusting and polishing your noggin---and for what!

[Trumpton]

Caractacus wrote:

> Being similarly bereft of head hair, I still know that it needs
> trimming on occasion, or at least a spit and polish. But then I
> suppose Mrs Maythorpe's efforts in keeping the Trump head tidy
> are beneath your notice. Wears her fingers to the bone, that
> woman, dusting and polishing your noggin---and for what!

I belong to the 'spit and polish' brigade.

HER, don't talk to me about HER. !duckie! I found HER lying in the gutter, I picked HER up and taught HER everything I know !duckie! And how does she show HER gratitude - SHE doesn't, that's how, that COW!!! Sob, sob, boo-hoo.

[Pervert]

I thought she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when you met.

[Sam Slater]

I do know that he picked her out, shook her up and turned her around.......turning her into something new.

You've got to credit him for that.

[Pervert]

As a result of this forum, I keep feeling Fascination.