I love this.....

[Sam Slater]

[Pervert]

You're a man of culture, Sam. Old Ludo could certainly write a nice tune.

[Sam Slater]

I'm ever so sorry but for a moment there I misread 'stalker' for 'stonker'! !shocked!

Anyway.......I think your sig is 'well long', but it's beautifully constructed lol!

Have a gander at this video - a nice piece, alongside a nice piece....

[Sam Slater]

Lol, am am no classical buff Carac........not much culture at all.........but I know when something is beautiful. It takes a lot to make a Yorkshireman cry like a baby.........!tears! !laugh!

[Pervert]

"It takes a lot to make a Yorkshireman cry like a baby"

Usually just the sight of a pound coin rolling into a drain, Sam

You lot have a reputation almost as bad (and probably equally undeserving) as the Scots. Although someone once said of Arthur Scargill that he was the only man he knew who could peel an orange in his pocket.

[Sam Slater]

Lol...........I'm innocent of 'female studies' tonight. Just search for 'violin concerto' and Kate & Philip are on the first page.

[Pervert]

Nowt wrong wi' Mr Glass anyroad.

Oh eck, I've come over all Yorkshire, like.