Anthea Turner...Who Would?

[spider]

She's a domestic Goddess.

So I would have to do her with a very clean chainsaw - just to show respect.

[steve56]

rather have Fern Britton.

[Mick Handy]

I very much doubt any of you would turn her away if she turned on of your doorstep tonight and offered it to you on a silver platter .... I won't !cool!

[Kramer]

Rusty Chainsaw lol. Yeah, she's very annoying when she opens her mouth but I guess she can't talk with her mouth full.

[planeterotica]

Well i would but then again theres not much that i wouldnt because if a lady is offering herself to you then i believe its a mans duty to service her !love!