The Sexual Allure of the Kilt

[Arginald Valleywater]

Being half Glaswegian, though still not sure which half, I have the misfortune of have approx 16 different tartans to choose. Royal, hunting, ancient, dress and modern just cover the name Stewart.

However as I was born south of the border, and cannot stand "reel" Scots mincing around at sporting events, ie the twats at the Scottish Open Golf in full highland rigeur or rugby matches I will avoid a kilt at all costs. Anyway I hate shaving my legs and would likely stab myself with the Skein Dhu!

[Pervert]

You're thinking of the Greeks in their tutus and slippers.

And speaking of being in denial, someone who calls himself mucho-matcho-man????????? Freud would have a field day.

[Sam Slater]

lol.

[Pervert]

Evening, Samantha. How's the hand?

[Sam Slater]

Evening Carac........

The fingers are fine now thanks. Back typing with two hands!

The scars hurt when I'm writing, and tying my shoelaces, which doesn't help but there you go. I could think of a few on here who'd have trouble tying their shoelaces.....arrf! (Only kidding of course!)

Have you joined Wazza's 'personal' league?

[Pervert]

I did, but only to say it was rather bizarre creating his own league just to have a gryp. Still just five teams there?

[Sam Slater]

Not joined, but I'm going to. There's no harm in it and he'll only cry when he gets back.

He's making a political statement I think........

[Pervert]

Hmmm, doesn't seem very political to me.

By the way, where is our deputy Wazza? She's been AWOL ever since it was suggested she'd be nominated.

[Sam Slater]

Forum politics Carac.....

I dunno where our deputy head is........... I voted for photo-taker and was rebuffed.

Wait a minute..........you voted for her didn't you? It was only 2-1 in her favour as well. Tut-tut.....