Mornin' all. I have arrived safe and sound in South Central Australia - been here for a few days now and everything seems pretty cool! Anything new going on in the UK?
Oh no, I have to endure all the dubious kangeroo shots? Jeez. Alright then. I'm checking out 'Sexpo' which is a quarterly national adult convention involving some top industry names (apparently) soon, so I'll let you know about that. Buttsie is the one to go to about the Australian scene (if one exists) but I'll do my best to Donald Macintyre my way into the secret layers of Australian porn!