harry potter dead?

[roll the dice]

so does he die in new book???...what no porn?...

[Pervert]

If you are that interested, you'll read the book.

I'm not going to spoil it for anyone.

[Lizard]

Apparantly he gets dp,d in a wizard gang bang thing, then taking his revenge turns into an axe murderer, making ted bundy seem like noddy, hacking off the heads of anyone who gets in his way, then he gets shot in a high speed car chase, his brains splattered all over the road....sorry if this has spoilt it for anyone.

[Pervert]

That was after Professor McGonagall gave him a seeing to with her strap-on.

[Pervert]

Anyway, Harry Potter can't be dead. Nowhere in the books does it mention him playing the drums.

[Dace]

death by mau mau in the book

[Lizard]

Oh yeah! I forgot about that, I was reading some old posts earlier with Magoo and I forgot how funny he was, still a fat geordie, but probably the funniest poster on the forum bar none, I hope the festering cunts reading this.

[Lizard]

Is she in the database.