My Monthly Shave.

[Trumpton]

Ahh, last night I had to have my monthly all-over shave! Yep, everything bar my eyebrows (which needed to be trimmed right back) was shaved off!!

If I don't do this I feel as if I'm turning into Cheetah's bigger hairier brother!!
The mass of hairs on my back is a real problem, but with careful and skillful use of a male personal groomer my hairy back is transformed into a smooth surface once again.

One has to be very delicate around the bollocks and underneath the old chap. You'd be surprised but the arse crack area doesn't present it's self as a problem!

[stripeysydney]

Serve's me right for looking at this thread, no offence Trumpton, but I really did'nt need to know that.

[Sam Slater]

I was just eating my chicken soup.

[BeestonBoy]

At least you didn't find a hair in it S"ts"S

!puke!

[c.j.jaxxon]

Well I've never!!!! I didn't relize you had that much hair. (Harry and The Hendersons HA HA!!!!)

[Lizard]

Do you find yourself shouting 'Allah is great' just before they rip the wax from your bollock's, I think I saw that in a film somewhere..

[Snake Diamond]

T.M.I.

For fucks sake, T.M.I.

LOL

[Lizard]

Trumpton- pre shave

[img]http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos- ... uy-180.jpg[/img]


[Bollocks and old chap edited to protect the squemish]

[Snake Diamond]

!laugh! !laugh! !laugh!

[ATS]

Trumpton looks like Dave Stewarts twin brother