Gordon Brown....

[kinetic]

keep him away from the water, he keeps doing goldfish impressions at the end of each statement, just you watch. he gasps for air. he might just vanish into the floods and never be found!

[Trumpton]

He could be turning into a one-eyed fish !shocked!

[Sam Slater]

'Eye've also got a fiend with one 'I'. He has a glass 'I' from a stupid accident where we used to nick detonators from the railway l'eye'nes and blow them up.

Blew his 'I' to bits, and he was lucky it didn't take out both 'I's'.

'Eye' find it offensive with all these stupid, ch'eye'ldish puns and 'I' jokes.

'Eye'm' on Wazza'a s'eye'de' here.

[Trumpton]

Eye eye sir!!

[Trumpton]

Oh dear Wazza, you'll have to send yourself to the bottom of the class of that error! (Albeit temporarily).

[Sam Slater]

It's a true story as well.