I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

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Lizard
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

Post by Lizard »

Jaques was on the money, I have not eaten it for years, but it is tasty when grilled with brown sauce on.....top bombing.

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Trumpton
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

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You other blokes obviously have the advantage over me here. There's me just eating the spam straight out of the tin when other more experienced professional spam-eaters have cooked/grilled it. I have learned the hard way and shall forthwith consume spam ONLY after its been cooked!

Lizard
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

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Yes Trumpy, but you had to do 'Bareback Spam' didn't you? it's your own fault.

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Trumpton
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

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Lizard wrote:

> Yes Trumpy, but you had to do 'Bareback Spam' didn't you? it's
> your own fault.

I know - and without any protection! I've learnt my lesson now - just say NO to 'raw' spam.

mart
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

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Ahhh! Spam fritters...now your talking haute cuisine.

Mart
Hillfish
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

Post by Hillfish »

Guess who was in the queue at lunchtime for second helpings of this delicacy at middle school in the seventies.
crofter
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

Post by crofter »

Fuck my bunnet, firstly Trumpton has a monthly shave of his cheesy wotsits ... and now he (re)discovers the Joys of ... Spam, what fucking next you might ask ... stay tuned, and we thought Stevieboy56 was fucking interesting eh??
On a serious note Trumpton it is nice to see that you have found your way on to the posh nosh area of the forum ... I mean our resident chefs of the forum are positively salivatating with your homely goodies.
PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
Lizard
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

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Fuck me sideways crofter......how the hell are U.?

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muswell
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

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Havn't eaten spam since the war ended!

Lizard
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

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The gulf war?

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