I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

[crofter]

I am fine Lizard ... just rubbing my wotsits down with some lovely reconstituted Spam Juice ... ooh er Missus.
I am just glad it has been such a lovely summer up here in Scotland for the Spam to grow so freely, it truly has flourished ... I feel next year could be a Vintage Spam Year perchance and the tourist "Spam Merchants" will really do well ... btw I don't get teletext at this time of year due to running my whole electrical system by solar power but what was the Barcelona V Dundee Utd. score Caractacus??

[Lizard]

Dundee Utd 0 - 1 Barcelona..not bad eh?

[crofter]

Yeah my sex machine erm generator kicked in long enough for me to see that Liz, last minute Pen by El Tel.
Caractacus must be absolutely gutted ... (read as over the moon). Thought I better check the score in case it was about 6-0 (as I feared) ... that's Dundee Uniteds 100% record against Barcelona up in smoke though ... and Celtic got humptied again 4-1 to NEWCASTLE ... oops.

[Snake Diamond]

Exactly, Spam is the Bomb, the Stomach Bomb that makes you sit on the lav for an hour or so.

It was invented as a cheap alternative, & it should have died along time ago.

I've eaten Spam a few times, but they've always been reserved when I'm flat broke, & desperate for meat in my meal.

You should have asked here though, you know we're a major resource of information, you should NEVER eat Spam raw, even the Gods & Goddess's would NEVER willing try Spam raw.

!laugh! !laugh! !laugh!

[Snake Diamond]

You know, don't bother with Nuclear warheads, or Chemical Warfare, just scrape off the liquid gunge from 1,000 crates full of Spam, then turn it into liquid mist, & drop that shit onto Terrorists/Enemy Territory, you will then watch as millions of the bastards start running to the loo, as their stomachs/bowels explode. No more terrorists/enemies.

[Pervert]

Last minute penalty by Henry---saved, but scored the rebound. And that was just minutes after United had a goal chopped off.

Seems to have been a good night, though, from all accounts. And Ronaldinho has been making a lot of friends while over here, signing autographs, saying nice things to the press and just generally being a nice bloke.

A lot of the big clubs could learn from this "hearts and minds" exercise. I suspect there'll be a jump in the sales of Barca tops in Scotland for the next few weeks.

[ATS]

Jacques wrote:

> Fry it and cover it in lashings of brown sauce.........fucking
> food of the Gods!!!
>
>

No Trumpton don't buy Spam and fry it, be a true food rebel -
get some bacon grill instead

Also now you have tried Spam get yourself a tin of PEK

[Deuce Bigolo]

Like most food that lives in a tin

Always smother it,even after cooking to kill the taste

cheers
B....OZ

[Lizard]

Does that apply to cat food the Buttsie?, maybe thats where I have been going wrong.

[Snake Diamond]

ATS wrote:

> No Trumpton don't buy Spam and fry it, be a true food rebel -
> get some bacon grill instead

Oh yeah, Bacon Grill cooked in a Brevil Toastie, or lightly fried, & served with Bacon, Eggs, Beans & Toast is the best.

> Also now you have tried Spam get yourself a tin of PEK

WTF is PEK? Never head of that.