I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

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Snake Diamond
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

Post by Snake Diamond »

Nooooooooooooooo, your cat will kick the shit out of you if you smother/cook it's tinned meats, they love that shit raw.

!laugh!

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ATS
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

Post by ATS »

Snake Diamond wrote:

> ATS wrote:
>
> > No Trumpton don't buy Spam and fry it, be a true food rebel
> -
> > get some bacon grill instead
>
> Oh yeah, Bacon Grill cooked in a Brevil Toastie, or lightly
> fried, & served with Bacon, Eggs, Beans & Toast is the best.
>
> > Also now you have tried Spam get yourself a tin of PEK
>
> WTF is PEK? Never head of that.
>
>

Pek is another tinned meat - pork. Similar to the the tins of
chopped ham with pork varieties
Snake Diamond
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

Post by Snake Diamond »

Ah yeah, like Porn n Ham, a multiple meat selection.

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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

Post by Deuce Bigolo »

I can't see under what conditions you'd resort to eating cat food

Dog biscuits are far more nutrtious and just as tasty as chips...speaking from experience I am...lol
Trumpton
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

Post by Trumpton »

I'm wondering what parts, if any, of the pig they use it spam? Probably it's bollocks if male and labia if female - whatever they use it was very chewy!!

Trumpton
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

Post by Trumpton »

ATS wrote:

> No Trumpton don't buy Spam and fry it, be a true food rebel -
> get some bacon grill instead
>
> Also now you have tried Spam get yourself a tin of PEK

I've had bacon grill before and it's very tasty - mmmm!!

'PEK' - what is it?

Trumpton
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Re: I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

Post by Trumpton »

crofter wrote:

> Fuck my bunnet, firstly Trumpton has a monthly shave of his
> cheesy wotsits ... and now he (re)discovers the Joys of ...
> Spam,

My monthly shave HAS to be done otherwise I feel like I'm turning into a werewolf!!!

I'd never eaten spam before last night - in a way I wish now that I hadn't !laugh!

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