Message for Top Shelf Blue

[Good Vs Evil]

Guess who just became Johnny Two Mags? And there was me, thinking I'd get away with light duties...

[TopShelfBlue]

Ha! Is it a brand new effort, or are you going to do a Red Adair and put out the flames on Club International which is looking just a bit poo?

[The Fop]

Bad luck - but is that the tinkling sound of chi-chingery I hear in the background. Ah, it's been so long since I heard it myself I've almost forgotten?

[Good Vs Evil]

It's an existing title, and I'm back to being incredibly popular again as johnny job thief!

[Jasper]

What? That you're a cunt?

[Good Vs Evil]

Oooooooooooh! Hark @ her!

[The Fop]

My thoughts exactly. So Gay she's not even chipping it today!

[Good Vs Evil]

Oh yeah, I forgot! Merry Chipmas one and all. Make mine a double extra fucking hugely large portion.

Love,
Johnny Cash

[jj]

Is all the above a representative sample of the standard of journalism to be found nowadays in top-shelf literature?
One does hope not.

[Good Vs Evil]

Don4tg no wot u meen. i are hungri.