Ben Dover - False Advertising?

[jj]

....yes, but us VHS-punters like it too !

[jj]

The lunatics HAVE taken over the asylum.

[carl]

well, thats because you're a bloody pauper. with yer veee aitch ass. get with it you square, get hip to the dvd scene, daddio. this is the 21st century maaaaan. i don't wanna rock an roll with no big fat momma, no more. woooooooooooooooooot

:p

[richie rich]

Just a quick question for you Ben, have you any idea when the video containing your scene with Sarah Daykin and your adventure with the adorable Shaz will be released?????

Well done for Ass worshippers by the way- great stuff!

Indian girl-my my what a body! Strangely alluring, something a bit different. As Marino would say, keep it up and keep it hard!

[jj]

I can't run through a DVD with anything like the accuracy of control I get with VHS. Maybe I've got a shite DVD+remote, but thass the way it is.
Pic quality seems better also, pace everyone who dissents.

[jj]

....besides which, Ben seemed to imply that the pissing was available ONLY on the site, so a DVD wouldn't be any use either.

[carl]

pfff! yeah, like whatever, grandad. me and my super mates are gonna go look at some 3-D porn. yeah, thats cos we is da bomb and shit. wooooooooooooooooooooooot

lol ;P

[jj]

A fine tribute to 21st century pedagogy.

[carl]

theres no need for that kind of language!

[magoo]

cue silence while Carl looks for his dictionary.

Kids these days eh? No respect for their elders. Two years in the army would teach them! Dont ask me what it would teach them. But it would make the streets safer for the likes of me & JJ hobbling home at night.

Carl your young peoples music sounds like noise to us oldies.

Try some Nat King Cole or Frank Sinatra. Dem was well wicked man! Aarayt chill man! Dont mess with the Sanatogen Posse. Me can use me Zimmer to MAX effect.

Peace.