Dear Deirdre - An agony aunt thread

[Trumpton]

Dear Deirdrie says: "Chunk a bucket of cold water over yourself, as we don't what that type of thing going on - you'll frighten the horses! You need to take plenty of rigourous excercise to take you mind off 'it'"

[Pervert]

I think Shelley has already been volunteered for the Dear Deirdre post.

"Dear Deirdre,

Whenever I see a post from someone looking for someone to hunt down free links or pictures for them, or whenever a thankless wee keech responds to a model or tog's kindness in posting pics by asking them to put the whole set up for free, I want to grab a rusty-nail enstudded cricket bat and beat them to a pulp. Can you help me?

An Ancient Brit."

[Pervert]

Dear Deirdre,

Do you have Alice In Blunderland's address? I fear they might be in danger of befalling some terrible tragedy involving extreme violence.

!innocent!

[andy at handiwork]

And if that doesn't work you could try this.

[andy at handiwork]

Why, you want to meet her?

[one eyed jack]

Well my advice is Brutal, have a bloody good wank. Even if its on the street or your local library, pull your trousers and pants down and just start poling away until you let go with the white flow and feel better and if any copper comes up to arrest you you tell em to fuck off! Its a free country and I am bloody british and pay me bloody taxes!