Giant Fake Tits!!!

[Snake Diamond]

That shit is just odd, when I was in school, & now my daughter is in school (on hols at the moment, though), the duration for each summer hols has always been 6 weeks + 2 days.

[Snake Diamond]

Deuce Bigolo wrote:

> Sometimes yes,most times no
>
> For the record I'm a face man
>
> Don't like the face then forget about the rest

I can agree with you there. I am a boobs n legs man, but even with the comment: "you don't look at the mantlepiece while your poking the fire", trying to get the interest to "bang a bird", when her ugly mug looks like the back end of a bus, in a nuclear holocaust is seriously off-putting to your chances of getting a full-on.

[Pervert]

Yeah, but I'm old, Snakey----and the extra weeks were the result of the change between the Julian and Gregorian calendars.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Harness the power of the delusional mind/fantasy and anythings possible..lol

[Sam Slater]

Lol, and what physical traits does mr snake have that drive the ladies wild?

Good looks? A body worthy of Greek mythology? Smouldering eyes?

!laugh!

[Deuce Bigolo]

a nine inch middle finger but only when he's in the mood
otherwise its a forked six inch tongue...lol

[Pervert]

!laugh!

[Snake Diamond]

Sam Slater wrote:

> Lol, and what physical traits does mr snake have that drive the
> ladies wild?
>
> Good looks? A body worthy of Greek mythology? Smouldering eyes?
>
> !laugh!

Well, I have been divorced/single for 5+ yrs, lol.

[Snake Diamond]

Deuce Bigolo wrote:

> a nine inch middle finger but only when he's in the mood
> otherwise its a forked six inch tongue...lol

Well, I have been told in the past, that I have long fingers. !grin!

Never measured my tongue, but I've been informed that it's quite a fast moving tongue, & they like it's speed. !wink! !grin!

!laugh!