HIs Royal Highness

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Dame Elton of John says we must shut down t'internet

It seems it is destroying good music and stops creativity -
says we must get out there and stop making music at home

I say lets all get behind Reg
Now where's my tiara, Lady Di photos and big specs gone??

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Welll if push comes to shove would rather be behind than in front of him

[Lizard]

Either way your fucked.

[WigBilly]

Who's the pillow-biter between him & Mr Furnish I wonder?? !oops!

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Big Dave I reckon

[stripeysydney]

Wonder what Dave's opening gambit to Elt' was? How do you fancy your 'interior's being furnished?

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stripeysydney wrote:

> Wonder what Dave's opening gambit to Elt' was? How do you fancy
> your 'interior's being furnished?

Lol - nice one that

[WigBilly]

Maybe he's not quite so eloquent & it was more..."Oi Reg, fancy a nice hard cock up your ass??"

[Arginald Valleywater]

Only because nobody is downloading his rather poor recent offerings.

Or as away fans used to sing at Watford.."don't sit down while Elton's around or you might get a cock up your arse!!" Always edited out on MOTD!! Over to you Des!

Wondered why he never made a move for the well known Swiss team, Young Boys of.......

Elton has wasted more money than possibly anyone else in British history. I imagine he has Versace silk bog roll and and diamond encrusted face cloths....